HUMANS HEALING HUMANS
Meet ThaenaBiotic® The world’s first-of-its-kind human-derived postbiotic supplement
The world's first supplement made from the microbiomes of Extraordinarily Healthy Humans...for you. Most biotics are sourced from fermented foods or from the soil. They can be supportive of your health, but they are not fundamental to human health.
Thaenabiotic® is crafted from the microbiomes of extraordinarily healthy humans (yes, their poop)— people selected for their lifestyle, resilience, and microbiome diversity.
Through our patented process, we create a potent, sterilized, shelf-stable supplement made from real microbial nutrients your gut instinctively knows how to work with.
SHOP NOWWhy Thaenabiotic® Works
Unlike traditional probiotics or postbiotics made from a few lab-grown strains, Thaenabiotic® delivers the full spectrum of a healthy microbial ecosystem safely, and without live organisms.
- No colonization required
- No refrigeration needed
- No gimmicks
- No live bugs
Just a curated mix of microbial signals your body already understands.
The Science
Thaenabiotic® is a function-first approach to gut health inspired by the natural collaboration between humans and their microbes over millennia.
We define postbiotics as the full suite of bioactive compounds and naturally occurring microbial nutrients produced by a healthy human gut ecosystem. These include:
- SCFAs (short-chain fatty acids)
- Polyphenol metabolites
- Tryptophan derivatives
- Bioactive peptides
- Microbial signaling molecules
This is microbiome modulation through nutrients, not colonization. And yes, it comes from poop — safely sterilized and purified through our patented process.
Why Human-Derived Matters
Most gut supplements rely on lab-grown strains. Thaenabiotic® is different.We source our material from the healthiest humans we can find — thoroughly vetted for medical history, diet, lifestyle, and microbiome-supportive behaviors. Then we pool and process their microbiomes using high heat sterilization to ensure total safety while preserving the complexity of their microbial ecosystem.
This is about access to the puzzle pieces most of us can’t generate on our own.
Why Take ThaenaBiotic?
Ready to Optimize Your Gut Function? The future of microbiome support isn’t live bacteria—it’s their bioactive output. Your body doesn’t need more microbes—it needs the right signals to support balance, resilience, and recovery from modern lifestyle stressors.
Whether you’re supporting daily gut function, navigating travel, or simply optimizing from the inside out—ThaenaBiotic® makes it possible.*
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Good Sh!t Guarantee
We understand the what-ifs associated with trying something new and want you to order ThaenaBiotic® with total confidence. If you give ThaenaBiotic® a try and don’t love it, we’ll buy it back. Learn more.
Are you our next Unicorn Pooper?
ThaenaBiotic® is only as diverse as the collective gut communities of our donors. We're looking for extraordinary embodiments of health. If you think you have what it takes, take our quiz to find out.
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